In approximately 38 hours, I will be headed to the beach. What does the beach mean to you? To me it means doing nothing. My guests (and fellow beach-goers) will be lucky if I get out of my pajamas. I have reading materials, snacks, and adult beverages ready to go. Oh yeah, and swimsuits and sunscreen. This trip is a graduation present for myself and I plan to enjoy every minute of it. I will be joined by friends and family off and on throughout the week. Did I mention the house is right ON the beach? I’ll be able to fall asleep each night to the sound of the waves. Does it get any better?*
I’ve got a quick movie review for y’all. Perfume: The Story of a Murderer. I hung in there through the asinine murders (I don’t think that’s a spoiler alert), but the mass orgy? Really? So… just…don’t.
I’ll be out of pocket while I’m on vacation. Try not to miss me too much.
* NO


Have fun! Enjoy your adult reading materials!
Oh wait, I read that wrong.
Happy graduation! You have seriously triggered my beach lust.
have fun at the beach! you’ve earned it!